Having realised Mr Simon Shine's attempt to ruin my good name by turning it into a drinking game, I have decided to return the favour and give him some of his own medicine. Although, I must admit, I did not realise vegetarians were allowed to have fun. Aren't they supposed to walk around constantly feeling bad for the animals that died? And what about the yeast in beer? Isn't that A LIVE?!

Any way, the drinking rules with Simon Shine is very simple and straight forward, even if it is played over numerous days.

• Every time Mr Shine writes a blog entry; drink.
• Every time Mr Shine complains about food; drink.
• Every time Mr Shine writes an entry on Spiltirsdag; drink.
• Every time someone else complains about Mr Shine; empty the bottle!
• Every time Mr Shine makes vegetarian food; drown an animal in alcohol!

The unfortunate reality is, that Mr Shine does not do much in his spare time that would allow you to drink a lot.

In fact, I would recommend just drinking instead of waiting for him to do whatever vegetarians do.